Dear Internet Media:
No one cares that Kristen Stewart had an affair. No one cares that she’s apparently breaking up with her boyfriend. And despite what some of you “journalists” might suggest, I really don’t think cheating on her boyfriend and then apologizing for it is going to ruin Kristen’s career. We’ll still have to put up with her mediocre, stony-faced acting in plenty of boring indie films. There are many other celebrities who have done much worse and still had a career when the dust cleared.
Stop writing about it. Stop making it show up in my Google news feed. It’s not as big a deal as you’re making it out to be. Get over it.
Sincerely,
Heidi
P.S. Kristen and RPatz’s dog custody battle is also not news.
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